After much comes little…

Yeah, so i haven’t written anything lately cos, basically, i haven’t had much to write about. Highlight of thursday was drama cos i was in a group with Poppy who has rather large breasts. And who also has a strange habit of fondling herself. And jumping up and down. I shall leave it there. Nothing really happened on Friday except from in Pe, me and a couple of my friends spent the majority of it telling each other sex stories in a midlands accent. For example, “now, i went to africa to this tribe in mud huts, you know – the hunter types. i went into a hut and i saw this, like, 17 year old girl. i had sex with her, but half way through, her father came home with a machete. now, i thought ‘jesus christ im done for’. he came at me and chopped a good 3 inches off my cock. it were bleeding everywhere so i pulled out, leaving the end of my cock in the woman and ran out the wall cos the hut had like bamboo windows or something. i tried to get away and i saw this guy with a jeep. so i punched him in the face and nicked it. but i wish i didn’t cos it were full of crack and i were put in prison for 9 years.” You know – normal stuff. And i didn’t get up until 3 today so im gonna pull an all nighter so im not tired on monday.