Okay… So I was watching this programme about different jobs and what people do and what they get paid for it. Now, they came to the ‘Believers’ category. Ah, yes, the rabbi’s, vicars etc. and they were talking about their pay. He went to a Rabbi and asked him what he got paid. He said ‘£15000 – and I’m very unhappy about it. We have to charge people introduction fees and , on top of that, we charge for seats. Intro fee for a family is £400 – £500.’. I’m sorry, sir, but fuck off. Secondly, he went to a vicar. Similar story, but he got £20000 AND A HOUSE. And was pissed. He also said that he was pissed off with the Archbishop of Canterbury for earning (is that the right word…?) £60000. I’m sorry, father, but you’re just a jealous pre-pubescent girl. Stop bitching. What do you do? Tell people stories. That’s it. Do mothers get paid for reading their kids bed time stories. No. So shut up. And, it’s my understanding that belief is free is it not? So why are you charging people extortionate amounts to simply believe? Get. The. Fuck. Out. Of. My. Igloo.
Okidoke. So I started the day with news that I would be catching the bus to school that morning so I got up and me and Tim left the house. No problems there. I get to the bus stop – oh… the bus should have been here a couple of minutes ago. *Half an hour later*. FINALLY! JESUS CHRIST. I think the driver was retarded. Anyway I got to school at five past nine and had to sign in. Well, that would have been fine, except that I was late yesterday as well (damn you, bed, for being so comfortable) so my name was right under yesterday’s entry. Heads will roll. I went into Tech and said ‘ooh sorry I’m late’ and my teacher (whose name is to be kept a secret… shhhh) asked why I was late and then said ‘give me your jumper’. Okay what? ‘Give me your jumper.’ ‘Why?’ ‘You’re not allowed them in school.’ BOLLOCKS ‘Fine whatever.’ Had to strip in front of my entire electronics class. About a third half wit. Anyway, he took it and I used my superior linguistic skills to be able to get it back at the end of the day instead of having my mum or dad get it. Crappy system. It’s like “OKAY I’VE LEARNT MY LESSON!” jesus christ….. Anyway, I had PE next. Wasn’t that bad unless you count the fact that I’d lost my kit over the holidays and found it under my bed that morning. Dirty. Shit. Eeeeew. Ah well. Rolled around in the mud a bit =]. Did the whole break thing. Escorted a few people about. Went to Physics. As you may remember, physics is boring as hell so i won’t go into details. Lunch next (all this month is a three-two split cos of GCSE’s). Did a bunch of stuff… Nothing really eventful. Maths - blagged my way out of some homework I should have done – then English which was soo funny. We got a picture of an aggressive looking man and his vulnerable lady friend. The picture was in black and white so we said things like ‘they’ve just come out of a hardcore fuck sesh’ and ‘that’s not a cut on her lip – that’s poo’. LOL. Then I had the genious idea to get Harry to dress the woman up as a clown. Was hilarious. Dressed the man up as a nazi devil thing, both complete with kinky sex toys. Whips and the like. Then I got on the bus and got a phone call from my bro asking me where I was. I said on the bus. He said wtf? I’ve sent you, like, four texts telling you that I’ll pick you up. So we had a shouting match on the phone much to many people’s amusement. Then the bus went past his car and we shouted at each other. Using the phones as walkie talkies. I got off the bus at the next stop whilst being harassed by a bunch of nosy bastard year 7’s and 8’s. God I hate them. ah well. I finally got home….. Read the rest of this entry »
gooooood… second day back and ive had to do two hours of homework. that stuff should be illegal. like turtle food – it stinks. find something else to eat you damn turtles. i digress… ah well. had drama again today. made a news report about nothing in particular. and my co-host had to fart every few minutes. god damn teachers with your power and influence. oh we watched this program in chemistry about recycling, but it was a tape and consequently old and consequently crap. seriously. it was hosted by the kind of guy you expect to still live with his mum. and he was in a water evaporation chamber (or something) and he said ‘ohh – it reminds me of a chinese monsoon’. stupid bastard’s never been. and… ohh… i could go on for hours. ill finish with saying this… i said at the end of the video to my friend – ‘i hope he’s dead’. end of conversation Read the rest of this entry »
Well yeah… First day back at school. Wasn’t bad to be honest – music first, listened to sugarhill gang rapper’s delight so that was pwetty cool. Maths, ah well, i sit next to harry so it’s not so bad but mister sheldon goes on and on and on and on….. English – gave my essay in. Grade is pending. Drama was FUCKING AWESOME! We’re doing a big brother thang (which i thought would be a piece of crap to start) but it’s actually pretty good. One kid is pretending to be a hardcore gay and keeps on saying ‘ooh i never thought that’d fit in there’ and ‘thats bigger than my last one’. Funny stuff. Another one accidently did the universal sex symbol (make an ‘o’ with one hand and shove fingers from the other hand in and out of it) in front of THE WHOLE CLASS. Including the teachers. Priceless. If anyone is wondering, I am Barnaby Rawlington, a posh guy stuck in the 19th century who ‘is trying to get down with the kids’. Anyway the day was capped off with physics. Which sucks. Read the rest of this entry »
argh! first day back at school after the holidays tomorrow. how very suckish. and my idiot school decided to close two days LATE. bastards. that’s valuable time that I could have spent singing to myself quietly in a corner. or playing on guitar hero. god - i just got gh3 cos i was curious on how it played. i myself am a guitarist and i didn’t get the first two because i knew that it was endorsed by gibson and was appalled that they would lower themselves down to that kind of level (i am fender’s bitch). in any case, i got it for my wii and set it up and went on tutorial. it is the most magical experience ever! i was terrible at it and that threw me, but i later found out that, in some ways, it’s nothing like playing a real guitar. it also comes with some stickers! i stuck the angry rabbit on my guitar’s scratch plate. today i got 100% on the solo to one by metallica on medium. fantastic. i digress. i must do an essay now on macbeth. and how his ambition plays a main roll in the play. goddammit
